Morning guys I thought I would put you all out of your misery about Lam Patterson. Although the Club have not yet revealed his details he has beeen brought in from "The John Gilpin" who play in the The North East Sunday League Division E - which they won last season.. Seem he didn't feature last season. He might have been injured or drunk OR BOTH.

Here they are see if you can spot him -

www.webteams.co.uk/thejohngilpin




Doesn't look like he is up to much but I bet he's piss funny in the bar after the game.

See Kev for details.












It's only a joke so don't lynch me